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mymompickedthisurl:

listen i think Jennifer Lawrence is one of the most attractive earth humans out there, but i don’t want to see some blatant and gross violation of her privacy smeared on the internet.  i only want to see her nudes when she finally gets around to sending them to me

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narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

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panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

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cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

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animal40:

contemporary art 

animal40:

contemporary art 

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bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

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elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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bethums:

fantastcbeasts:

Lex is by far one of the greatest make up artists on YouTube, seriously, her work is just perfect in every way agh 

Idol

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